Dear Dad,

Dear Dad,

Today I played with my friends at preschool. Elijah is my friend but Max isn’t my friend. I ate all my lunch but I didn’t eat my sandwich because why did you didn’t know I don’t like vendgetables? Are those girls? Over there! The teacher yelled at me for running away. Why do snails doesn’t love to fly? I farted. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I farted again.

Love,
Hanky